Friday, 27 February 2009

The Power Of Trust

Thursday, 26 February 2009

GETME! is now on Twitter (click image for link)

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Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Interview for Platform

You may be a virgin or indeed riddled with STDs but I imagine buggery is not much of a problem you encounter or have encountered at school, count yourself lucky. This wasn’t the case for your average boarding school boy in the 1950’s, not only was it pretty much socially acceptable but it also happened a lot. I seem to recall the subject being brought up by many a red corduroy wearing fifty-something quite often, so I thought I would ask my dad to shed some light on the phenomenon.

Have you ever been buggered?


Thats good. I know the system of fagging (in a nutshell, older boys getting younger boys to act as servants for them - Ed) was pretty popular back then, was this effectively a green pass to do what you liked i.e. buggery and other forms of sexual assault?

I was lucky, there was very little in my house. I was dorm captain I remember being called into the housemasters office where he told me that “buggery was afoot”. Prefects had a lot of control, in some ways more than the teachers, i didn’t personally hear or see any of this buggery going on but i am a pretty heavy sleeper so even though it was allegedly going on in my dorm i didn’t hear anything.

Did you ever bugger anyone?


So did people just grin and bear it?

I remember a boy was caught doing it once and all of his house mates pinned him down and drew on his penis with marker pen.

A sort of naming and shaming?

Yeah, I suppose so.

That’s almost on the same level as buggery, I suppose you have to fight fire with fire, right?

Errr, yes.

Were there any schools that were famous for it?

I think it happened everywhere, a friend of mine at a school called Stowe said that during their school play, in the first act, the curtain rose to reveal two pupils buggering each other.

I kind of wished that happened at my school.

Yeah, pretty funny!

I suppose paedophilia is a similar issue, although a bit scarier.

There was a master at my prep school who rigged up a sound system in one of the dorms and told stories over a loud speaker, afterwards he would tuck all the boys in and have a fiddle under the sheets.

That’s pretty scary.

All the boys appeared to like it and were inpatient for it to be their turn.


here is the site version

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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Song of the week

Monday, 23 February 2009

Sunday, 22 February 2009


I am involved with a new project called Map, more info soon

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Blood Meridian

If sodomising red Indians whilst scalping them is your thing then you should really read this but if your too lazy then you can download it here

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Friday, 20 February 2009


I am playing at Work it, 12 -1.

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Some thoughts on the Karate Kid remake

Resident Evil 5 is not racist

Thanks for clearing the controversy. Nice earing too!


How about I give you nothing

Am i a dickhead?


Crazy Titch getting thrown off a plane

And Durrty Goodz hates white people.


Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Backwards pig feast

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Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Raymond Carver

Monday, 16 February 2009

Song Of The Week


The man behind, Tyrone Le Bon, has made a new flick


Commissioned by i-D magazine, this film is a series of interviews with top models of the past & present asking 'how has modeling affected your life?'shot behind the scenes of Sølve Sundsbø's 'Best of Britain' shoot for i-D magazine. the shoot was styled by Edward Enninful and documented the most successful British Models from the past 40 years. featuring interviews with Kate Moss, Jenny Howarth, Twiggy, Alice Dellal, Elisa Cummings, Cecilia Chancellor, Yasmin Lebon, Stella Tennant, Jourdan Dunn, Susie Bick and Erin O'Connor.

many thanks to everyone featured in the film as well as Edward Enninful, Sølve Sundsbø, Matthew Hawker and Terry Jones at i-D, and Constantine Von Magnis.

You can also buy all the GETME! t shirts at

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The Return

This Friday

Recession Rap

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Some Drawings

New Site


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Dill Collective

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Happy Valentines

Thursday, 12 February 2009





Thomas Moore is a fashion victim

who suffered for his sins. Don't think this is gonna make a comeback in the same way plaid has. Made from goat's hair this fetching garm was produced to aggravate and cut the flesh and generally be real bad to wear, it also creates a great breeding ground for lice and bacteria. Thomas Moore was a big fan and allegedely rocked it the whole time (until his head was chopped off)

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Wednesday, 11 February 2009

This is going

to be a blast, yeahrs

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Monday, 9 February 2009

To scream with pain, to cry, to summon help, to call

generally—all that is described here as "roaring."

In Siberia not only bears roar, but sparrows and mice as well.

"The cat got it, and it's roaring," they say of a mouse.

- from "Across Siberia,"

by Anton Chekhov.


Raymond Carver

Your Dog Dies

it gets run over by a van.

you find it at the side of the road

and bury it.

you feel bad about it.

you feel bad personally,

but you feel bad for your daughter

because it was her pet,

and she loved it so.

she used to croon to it

and let it sleep in her bed.

you write a poem about it.

you call it a poem for your daughter,

about the dog getting run over by a van

and how you looked after it,

took it out into the woods

and buried it deep, deep,

and that poem turns out so good

you're almost glad the little dog

was run over, or else you'd never

have written that good poem.

then you sit down to write

a poem about writing a poem

about the death of that dog,

but while you're writing you

hear a woman scream

your name, your first name,

both syllables,

and your heart stops.

after a minute, you continue writing.

she screams again.

you wonder how long this can go on.



Yes Chris


The Burning

Song Of The Week

GETME @ The Globe

One of my faves, thanks to Prancehall,Russell, Blaise, Bruno, Chris, Rory, Bob and Keith.

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